Inspirational Quotes Video to be Happy

The only trick to be happy I know is to be happy with yourself and be honest with your own self including that reading some good thoughts as your breakfast will help you. BE HAPPY.

Modern Cool One Liner Quotes

1. I got a job at Google, but when I shouted Yahoo in excitement they fired me.

2. Birth control pills are 2nd most effective methods of controlling population. School Fees continues to be No. 1

3. I'm never having breakfast at a French café again. French cafés give me the crepes!!

4. If you've to think twice before pronouncing the Brand's name, it's definitely going to be expensive.

5. I always wonder how Men managed to find entire continents. I can't even find the butter in the fridge.

6. The problem with TV remote is that you can't ring it when you are not finding it.

7. Suicide bombers are so style concerned that they always dress to kill.

8. The inventor of the snooze button has died. His funeral will take place tomorrow at 6:00, 6:09, 6:18, 6:27, and 6:36....

9. A woman expects you to read between the lines while she draws a circle.

10. Hollywood, is an industry. Bollywood, is a family business.

11. Me : Dude, me and my girlfriend are getting married.

Friend : Wow! when?

Me : Me on 27th Apr and she on 14th June.

12. February 2016 is just 29 days. It still managed to have 5 Mondays.

What a sad month.

Killer Jokes

An Indian Lady visited a Bar for the First Time, She Sat on the Table in Front of the Bar Tender..
A Guy at Her Left side ordered: "Jack Daniels, Single"

A Guy at Her Right Side ordered: "Johnny Walker, Single"
The Bar Tender Looked at the Lady & said: And You..??
Lady replied: "Savitri Deshpande, Married.
😂😂😂

Creativity at its best

Pankaj fell in love

Pankaj married

Pankaj divorced

Pankaj Udaas

Sonia was walking.

Sonia slipped.

Sonia fell into the drain.

Sonia Gandhi

Sameera went to a parlor

Sameera did her hair

Sameera did her makeup

Sameera Reddy

Kangana hit the ball

Kangana took a single

Kangana did not reach the crease

Kangana Ranaut.

Hrithik buys bulb

Hrithik puts bulb in socket

Hrithik switches bulb on

Hrithik Roshan

Neil arms weak.

Neil joins gym.

Neil does chin-ups.

Neil Armstrong

Anil mombatti

Anil agarbatti

Anil dhoop

Anil Kapoor

Umar walking on the road

Umar got kidnapped

Umar not found by family

Umar Gul

Minisha purchased a cycle

Minisha started riding cycle

Minisha's height increased

Minisha Lamba

William making fruit shake

William took pears

William put them in glass

William Shakespeare

Mika went to studio

Mika went to recording room

Mika took the mike

Mika Singh...