When hindi prof. try to speak english


Inside the Class  :



    *   Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
    *  Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
    *   Cut an apple into two halves - take the  bigger half.
    *  Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just  passed away in the corridor
    *  You, meet me behind the class ( meaning AFTER the class) when I am empty
          (meaning when he is FREE).
    *  Both of u three, get out of the  class.
    *  Close the doors of the windows please ..  I have winter in my nose today...
    *  Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
    *   Take 5 cm wire of any length....




About his family  :



    *   I have two  daughters. Both of them are     girls...(?)



At the ground  :



    *  All of you, stand  in a straight circle.
    *  There is no wind in the balloon.




To a boy, angrily  :



    *   I talk, he  talk, why you middle middle talk?




Giving a punishment  :



    *  You, rotate  the ground four times...
    *  You, go and under-stand the tree...
    *  You three of you, stand together  separately.
    *  Why are you late - say YES or NO  ....(?)



Sir at his best  :


Sir had once gone  to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see  one of our boys at the theater,  though the boy did  not see them.  So the next day at school... (to that boy) -  "Yesterday I  saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theater"



    * To a beautiful girl who is trying to make excuses for coming in late
          " What is this ? Yesterday you were lying with the principal and today you are trying to lie with me"


    *  To a boy telling him to summon a girl "Hey boy, Call girl !"



    *   Telling a student to put a picture on the wall before an exhibition "Boy, hang that picture on the wall or I will hang MYSELF "



    *  Student : " Sir, would you mind if I sit in the back of the class. "
          Prof. Bihari : " No, No!  ... I have no mind . "


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