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"Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire'"
Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.
"What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?"
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.

• Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

• Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal
• Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
• I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books.
• A blonde was being admonished by the doctor: Until the penicillin cleans out ur infection, u r to have no relations whatsoever!
Pausing for a moment, blonde replied: Ok, but what about friends & neighbors?
• When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.
• Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay.


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Jokes

1980 girls: Maa main yeh Jeans pehanungi

Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.
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FOOL se, FOOL ne,
FOOLon ki FOOLwari main
FOOL ke sath wish kiya '
You are the most beautiFOOL,
colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS
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What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'
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What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
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Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.


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Healthy Living! - Prevention from Back Pain

Some of us sit in the same position for the hours in the office or probably ride a bike for long distances. More often than not, this results in a back pain. Ignoring this may not be a very good idea.

Having said that, attached are images of some very simple exercises that can be followed for about 10 mins every morning and prevent strain on that back.
Enjoy a healthy living....
Also attached is pdf on BACK PAIN....



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Two Ethical Questions...

Two Ethical Questions
Question 1:
If You Knew A Woman Who Was Pregnant, Who Had 8 Kids Already, Three Who Were Deaf, Two Who Were Blind, One Mentally Retarded, And She Had Syphilis....
Would You Recommend That She Have An Abortion?
Read The Next Question Before Scrolling Down To The Answer Of This One.
Question 2:
It Is Time To Elect The World Leader, And Your Vote Counts. Here Are The Facts About The Three Leading Candidates.
Candidate A Associates With Crooked Politicians, And Consults With Astrologists. He's Had Two Mistresses. He Also Chain Smokes And Drinks 8 To 10 Martinis A Day.

Candidate B He Was Kicked Out Of Office Twice, Sleeps Until Noon, Used Opium In College And Drinks A Quart Of Whisky Every Evening.



Candidate C He Is A Decorated War Hero. He's A Vegetarian, Doesn't Smoke, Drinks An Occasional Beer And Hasn't Had Any Extra Marital Affairs.
Which Of These Candidates Would Be Your Choice?



Decide First, No Peeking, Then Scroll Down For The Answer.
Candidate A Is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B Is Winston Churchill
Candidate C Is Adolph Hitler
 And By The Way:
The Answer To The Abortion Question- If You Said Yes, You Just Killed Beethoven... The Woman Was His Mother


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Importance of Effective Communication

Importance of Effective Communication: A very prim, proper, and religious young lady was planning a vacation for herself and her husband. Knowing that he liked to go camping, she decided to book a camping trip to his favorite place. She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped, so she wrote a letter to the campground  to find out about the facilities. In her letter, she just couldn't write the word toilet. She thought about writing bathroom commode, but that seemed just as vulgar to her. Therefore she decided to use the initials B.C. The sentence in the letter actually read " Does your campground have it's own B.C."
When the campground owner got the letter, he couldn't figure out what B.C.meant. After showing it to his wife and some other campers, they finally determined that B.C. meant Baptist Church. So the lady wanted to know about the local Baptist church. Therefore when he wrote her back, he wrote:

Dear Madam,

I regret the delay in answering your letter. I am very glad to inform you that a B.C. is located just 9 miles north of the campground, and has a seating capacity of 250 people. I admit it is a bit far away if you are in a habit of going regularly, but you'll be pleased to know that many people take a lunch with them and make a day of it.
The last time my wife and I went was about two months ago, and it was so crowded we had to stand up the whole time we were there. It may interest you to know there is a supper planned to raise money to buy more seats.
    I would like to say it pains me greatly to not be able to go more regularly, but it is not for a lack of desire on my part. As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort.
If you decide to come to the campground, perhaps I could go along with you. I'd be glad to sit with you and introduce you to the other folks.  You'll find this is a very friendly community!


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Great Mother










God cannot reach everywhere...So he created Mothers on the Earth!!!
A simple, yet very expressive snap!
MOTHER IS GOD'S Best GIFT.

If God is great, (Amma, Aai, Amme, Ma, Mom, Mummy................is the greatest.)
THERE IS NOTHING IN THE WORLD BETTER THAN MOTHER'S LOVE.......


Baby Monkey hit by bike at Jaipur {India}
but monkey mother...... . we already know the Mother history.
Maa Tujhe Salaam





Nothing in this world is better than a Mother...


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Strength and weakness

Strength and weakness
A 10-year-old boy decided to study judo despite the fact that he had lost his left arm in a! devastating car accident.

The boy began lessons with an old Japanese judo master. The boy was doing well, so he couldn't understand why, after three months of training the master had taught him only one move.

"Sensei,"(Teacher in Japanese) the boy finally said, "Shouldn't I be learning more moves? "This is the only move you know, but this is the only move you'll ever need to know," the sensei replied.
Not quite understanding, but believing in his teacher, the boy kept training. Several months later, the sensei took the boy to his first tournament.

Surprising himself, the boy easily won his first two matches. The third match proved to be more difficult, but after some time, his opponent became impatient and charged; the boy deftly used his one move to win the match. Still amazed by his success, the boy was now in the finals. This time, his opponent was bigger, stronger, and more experienced. For a while, the boy appeared to be overmatched. Concerned that the boy might get hurt, the referee called a time-out.  He was about to stop the match when the sensei intervened.

"No," the sensei insisted, "Let him continue." Soon after the match resumed, his opponent made a critical mistake: he dropped his guard. Instantly, the boy used his move to pin him. The boy had won the match and the tournament.

He was the champion. On the way home, the boy and sensei reviewed every move in each and every match.

Then the boy summoned the courage to ask what was really on his mind.

"Sensei, how did I win the tournament with only one move?"

"You won for two reasons," the sensei answered."First, you've almost mastered one of the most difficult throws in all of judo. And second, the only known defense for that move is for your opponent to grab your left arm." The boy's biggest weakness had become his biggest strength.



Moral of the story:



Sometimes we feel that we have certain weaknesses and we blame God, the circumstances or ourselves for it but we never know that our weaknesses can become our strengths one day.
Each of us is special and important, so never think you have any weakness, never think of pride or pain, just live your life to its fullest and extract the best out of it!"


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Corporate Life

One day while walking down the street a highly successful  Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman

"Sorry, we have rules..."

And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.

She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her.

"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity,"

The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her smiled and told...
 "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee


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