Sunday, June 5, 2011

Rajni Can't Hilarious

Rajani went for morning walk. After 1 hour, the police arrested him. Why??

Bcos He reached USA without VISA!!



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Once Rajani bunked a whole day from school..

Since then that day is Known as Sunday..



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Rajinikant got his driving license at the age of 16 seconds



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Rajnikanth can see himself sleeping..



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Rajnikanth once put a bonfire and that place is now known as SAHARA DESERT..!!



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And….

And….

And….

The “Rajnikant” award goes to OSCAR!!!



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-Rajni sentences the judge in the court

- He can declare the third umpire out !

- He can red-card a soccer match referee.



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spelling of rajnikant is "Rajnikant" because there is nothing like Rajni Can't



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Rajni doesn’t find bugs in any code, because ‘Bugs’ come to watch his movie & they’re caught..
J

They have found ‘Bugs’ in Da Vinci code in similar fashion.. J



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Rajnikantcan make his girlfriend admit her mistake!..

Rajnikant can answer THE question “Do I Look Fat in this??...

Rajnikant can answer THE question How much do you love me??


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Rajikant did his KG from 7 different places……….

Those 7 places are the present IITs in INDIA.



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Whenever RAJNIKANT starts rising, the market starts falling!!!!



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Rajini’s favourite SQL query...

SELECT * from ORACLE;



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NASA CLOSED…..

Rajni has bought all the Rockets for Diwali…!!



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Once Rajnikant Donated blood to a very small, sick and thin child.,

Today that child is known as "The Great Khali".



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The pyramids in Egypt are actually ........

.......Rajinikant's primary school crafts project



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My cell phone is full of Rajnikanth messages

And now I don’t need a charger.

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