Sunday, September 11, 2011

Nice Great Funny and Beautiful Sayings

FAILURE SHOULD NEVER GO TO YOUR HEART

AND

SUCCESS SHOULD NEVER GO TO YOUR HEAD.

1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,

but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely

BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.



2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD.

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY.



3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:

1. Tele-Phone.

2. Tele-Vision.

3. Tell-a-Woman....

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.



4. Love your friends, not their sisters. Love your sisters, not their friends.



5. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.



6. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERYTHING in your life.



7. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?

Answer: On their MARRIAGE.



8. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.



9.Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY TWO Women. Because as per Constitution, you CANNOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.


Conclusion:

A Ship is always safe at the shore but that is NOT what it is built for.

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