Two Ladies Talking in Heaven


    1st woman:    Hi!  Barbara.

    2nd woman:   Hi!  Sylvia. How'd you die?

    1st woman:    I froze to death.

    2nd woman:   How horrible!

    1st woman:    It wasn't so bad.  After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death..  What about you?

    2nd woman:   I died of a massive heart attack.  I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.  But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman:     So, what happened?

    2nd woman:   I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.   I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman:     Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.








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