Santa on KBC (funny)



Santa is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.5 crore.

Here are the questions asked by Amitabh Bachchan:

1. How long was the 100 yr war?
(A) 116
(B) 99
(C) 100
(D) 150

Santa takes audience poll and replies it.


2. In which country are the Panama hats made?
(A) BRASIL
(B) CHILE
(C) PANAMA
(D) EQUADOR

Santa uses phone-a-friend and he is through.


3. In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
(A) JANUARY
(B) SEPTEMBER
(C) OCTOBER
(D) NOVEMBER

Santa takes expert advice.


4. The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:
(A) CANARY BIRD
(B) KANGAROO
(C) PUPPY
(D) RAT

Santa takes double-dip and somewhere he gets it correct


5. Which of these was King George VI first name?
(A) EDWARD
(B) ALBERT
(C) GEORGE
(D) MANOEL

Santa quits...


If u think you are indeed clever and laughing on Santa's replies, then please write down your answers for the above five questions and check below:

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The Answers are:

1. The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
2. The Panama hat is made in Equador
3. The October revolution is celebrated in November
4. Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies.
5. King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.


Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh on Santa again

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