Software Professional Husband and Wife

Husband - Hey dear, I am logged in.
 
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
 
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
 
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
 
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
 
Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
 
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
 
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
 
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
 
Wife - what is the relation between you and your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
 
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
 
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters..
 
Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
 
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
 
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
 
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.

 

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World's top most black money account holders of Swiss Bank in Swiss Investment magazine

In 1991, The effects of License Raj, reached a Flash Point.

India's fiscal deficit was 8.5 percent of GDP. The country faced a huge Balance of Payments crisis.

and was heading towards a default, and the Reserve Bank refused additional credit.

India had to mortgage its gold deposits to raise money from IMF.

In other words, Indian Economy stared at Bankruptcy.

Foreign reserves barely amounted to $ 1 billion. (only worth one weeks of Import)

At that time, RAJIV GANDHI HAD 2.2 BILLION DOLLARS IN THE SWISS BANK.

Here is the proof of Black money of sonia. it was around 13000 CRORES (2.5 Billion swiss Franc) in the year 1991 in secret acount of swiss bank. This article was published under the heading of "DIE Schweizer Konten der Diktatorane",in a Swiss magazine "SCHWEIZER ILLUSTRIETE"in 11th Nov 1991 issue. It was showing amount diposited in secret accounts by different dictators and currupt political leaders of world. The name and picture of late PM Mr Rajiv Gandhi can be very much seen.

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