Presents for Teacher

On the last day of kindergarden,all the children

 Bought presents for their teacher.The florist's son

 Handed the teacher a gift.She shook it,held it up and said,

 "I bet I know what it is-its some flower !"

 "That's right !"shouted the little boy.

 Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher

 A gift she held it up,shook it and said,

 "I bet I know what it is --it's a box of candy !"

 "That's right !"shouted the little girl.

 The next gift was from liquor store owner's son.The teacher,

 Held it up and saw that it was leaking.She touched a drop

 With her finger and tasted it.

 "Is it wine ?"she asked.

 "No,"the boy answered.

 The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.

 "Is it champagne ?" she asked.

 "No,"the boy answered.

 Finally,the teacher said,

 "I give up,what is it ?"

 The boy replied,
 "A puppy." 

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Teacher

A lady broke a signal and

was presented in front of the judge.

Lady: Your honor please let me go

I am a school teacher,

I am getting late for my class.

Judge: Aahaa so you are a teacher,

I have waited for this moment all my life,

now write down

I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET YOU
 

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Who is a teacher...???

This is a very good one !

From A School Principal's speech at a graduation..
He said "Doctor wants his child to become a doctor.........
Engineer wants his child to become an engineer......
Businessman wants his ward to become CEO.....
BUT a teacher also wants his child to become one of them..!!!!
Nobody wants to become a teacher BY CHOICE" ....Very sad but that's the truth.....!!!
The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life.
One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued,
"What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?"
To stress his point he said to another guest;
"You're a teacher, Bonnie. Be honest. What do you make?"

Teacher Bonnie, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied,
"You want to know what I make?
(She paused for a second, then began...)
"Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.

I make a C+ feel like the Congressional Medal of Honor winner.

I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents can't
make them sit for 5 min. without an I Pod, Game Cube or movie rental.

You want to know what I make?
(She paused again and looked at each and every person at the table)

I make kids wonder.

I make them question.

I make them apologize and mean it.

I make them have respect and take responsibility for their actions.

I teach them how to write and then I make them write.
Keyboarding isn't everything.

I make them read, read, read.

I make them show all their work in math.
They use their God given brain, not the man-made calculator.

I make my students from other countries learn everything they need
to know about English while preserving their unique cultural identity.

I make my classroom a place where all my students feel safe.

Finally, I make them understand that if they use the gifts they
were given, work hard, and follow their hearts, they can succeed in life

( Bonnie paused one last moment and then continued.)

Then, when people try to judge me by what I make, with me knowing money isn't everything, I can hold my head up high and pay no attention because they are ignorant. You want to know what I make?

I MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN ALL YOUR LIVES, EDUCATING KIDS AND PREPARING THEM TO BECOME CEO's, AND DOCTORS AND ENGINEERS..........
What do you make Mr. CEO?
His jaw dropped; he went silent.

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