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Software Engineer Chatting
A Guy WAS chatting with a female (never met her directly) - Online chat.
(Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's )
Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat
Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.
Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Female: Hey, am back
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work
Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero: Yep, u rite!!
Female: Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number; given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out
Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now.
(Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's )
Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat
Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.
Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Female: Hey, am back
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work
Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero: Yep, u rite!!
Female: Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number; given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out
Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now.
ok?
Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW
WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW
WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
Very Good Spiritual Advice - But It's Not What You Think...
Indeed! There are Many meaning of being Spiritual... And this is really a Good Piece of a Spiritual Advice.
Happy Deepavali
Wishing you and your family
A very Happy and Bright and Colorful Diwali
MAY THIS FESTIVAL BRING A FULL OF JOY, WEALTH AND HEALTH IN THE COMING YEAR TO ALL.
Happy Deepavali
Beware of Adulterated Sweets this Diwali
Ahead of the festival of lights Diwali people in Rajasthan are preferring to buy dry fruits as against sweetmeats following reports of adulterated sweets.
Every year during the festive season, various cases of adulterated and artificial sweets are reported as the traders often use below standard products to earn higher profits. Agencies in Madhya Pradesh seized six tonnes of adulterated sweets right before Diwali. In Maharashtra agencies seized 5000 kgs of adulterated sweets and in Bihar, around 50,000 containers adulterated of ghee and khoya were seized. Meanwhile, agencies in Chandigarh seized approximately 25,000 kgs of spurious sweets.
The demand for dry fruits has risen by about 30-40 percent. As there are many cases of spurious sweets, and there is no durability in sweets, says a shop owner. People said that they do not want to undertake any risks by buying adulterated sweets that could have an adverse impact on their health.
Here are the some questions CNN IBN asked to Nutritionist Nidhi Sarin on how to find adulterated sweets this Diwali.
CNN IBN: How can we find if the foil on sweets is of silver or aluminium?
Nidhi Sarin: There is a simple test, just rub the silver work on your hand by your thumb. If it's aluminium, it will stick to your hand. If it's pure, then nothing will remain.
CNN IBN: How can we find if the khoya used is pure?
Nidhi Sarin: Secondly for khoya, just rub the khoya on your palm and if it's pure, your palm would become oily, if it's not that oily, then don't buy it. Also all sweets made up of milk and pilk products must be avoided in festive season as they lead to food poisoning, stomach aches and allergies.
CNN IBN: Gulab Jamuns are a very popular pick. Are they safe?
Nidhi Sarin: No, they are not. You cannot identify the khoya in Gulab Jamun.
CNN IBN: Which sweet is the safest?
Nidhi Sarin: Laddoos, because they don't have khoya, they don't have colours.
Every year during the festive season, various cases of adulterated and artificial sweets are reported as the traders often use below standard products to earn higher profits. Agencies in Madhya Pradesh seized six tonnes of adulterated sweets right before Diwali. In Maharashtra agencies seized 5000 kgs of adulterated sweets and in Bihar, around 50,000 containers adulterated of ghee and khoya were seized. Meanwhile, agencies in Chandigarh seized approximately 25,000 kgs of spurious sweets.
The demand for dry fruits has risen by about 30-40 percent. As there are many cases of spurious sweets, and there is no durability in sweets, says a shop owner. People said that they do not want to undertake any risks by buying adulterated sweets that could have an adverse impact on their health.
Here are the some questions CNN IBN asked to Nutritionist Nidhi Sarin on how to find adulterated sweets this Diwali.
CNN IBN: How can we find if the foil on sweets is of silver or aluminium?
Nidhi Sarin: There is a simple test, just rub the silver work on your hand by your thumb. If it's aluminium, it will stick to your hand. If it's pure, then nothing will remain.
CNN IBN: How can we find if the khoya used is pure?
Nidhi Sarin: Secondly for khoya, just rub the khoya on your palm and if it's pure, your palm would become oily, if it's not that oily, then don't buy it. Also all sweets made up of milk and pilk products must be avoided in festive season as they lead to food poisoning, stomach aches and allergies.
CNN IBN: Gulab Jamuns are a very popular pick. Are they safe?
Nidhi Sarin: No, they are not. You cannot identify the khoya in Gulab Jamun.
CNN IBN: Which sweet is the safest?
Nidhi Sarin: Laddoos, because they don't have khoya, they don't have colours.
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