WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL OF YOU


WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL OF YOU


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Wishing you a Happy New Year


If you want something you never had, do something you have never done.


Happy New Year!

Wishing You and Your Family

A Very Happy,

Prosperous and Healthy

New Year

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Marriage Process ....!!!



Dating process:

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.

6 months : Of course I love U.

6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U,
then why the hell did I propose?



Back from Work:

6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.

6 months : BACK!!

6 years : What did your mom
cook for us today??



Gifts:

6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you
liked the ring.

6 months : I bought you a painting;
it would fit the motif in the living room.

6 years : Here's the money.
Buy yourself something.



Phone Ringing:

6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants
you on the phone.

6 months : Here, for you.

6 years : PHONE RINGING.



Cooking:

6 weeks : I never knew food could
taste so good!

6 months : What are we having for
dinner tonight?

6 years : AGAIN!!!!



Apology:

6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry,
Ill never hold this against you.

6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.

6 years : What's not to understand
about what I just said??



New Dress:

6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like
an angel in that dress.

6 months : You bought a new dress again???

6 years : How much did THAT cost me?



Planning for Vacations:

6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or
anywhere you please sound??

6 months : What's so bad about going
to Istanbul on a charter plane?

6 years : Travel? What's so bad
about staying home???



TV:

6 weeks : Baby, what would you like
us to watch tonight?

6 months : I like this movie.

6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN,
if you're not in the mood,
go to bed, I can stay up by myself.

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Never forget to live every momentl!!!



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Quotes on Revolution


First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. ~Mohandas Gandhi

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. - JFK

Better to fight for something than live for nothing. ~George S. Patton

Every generation needs a revolution. - Thomas Jefferson

"Small acts, when multiplied by millions of people, can transform the world." ~Howard Zinn

Revolution is not a one time event. ~Audre Lorde

Revolution is the larva of civilization. ~Victor Hugo

The real technological revolution happened when people started using the internet to fight corruption and oppression. ~Mark Zuckerberg

All the forces in the world are not so powerful as an idea whose time has come: the revolution. ~Victor Hugo

Standing up for your rights does not make you a radical, it makes you a human being. ~Tupac Shakur

The king must die so that the country can live. ~Maximilien Robespierre

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Beautiful Sayings with Beautiful Flowers....!!







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Nice Paintings which looks as photographs




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Zardari Jokes


1. Long lines
 A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go to shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
 Did you manage to kill him ?", everyone asks him.
No, that line is longer than this one, he replies.


2. Robber meets Zardari
 Robber: Give me all your money!
 Zardari: Do you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari.
 Robber: OK. Give me all my money.



3. TV anchor announcing:

Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five liters.


4. Postmaster General announcing

To commemorate the ascension to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new stamp. But the people of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on.

5. Announcement In Zardari official airplane
 Mr. President , We are about to land. could you please put Sherry Rehman (former Information minister) in an upright position. Thank you.


6. Pakistani meets American
 Pakistani to American: What do you guys do with thieves?
 American: We treat them humanely and give them nice food, warm clothes and long jury trials
 Pakistani: Thats nothing. We give them the presidency.


7. Genie meets Pakistani
 Genie to Pakistani: Order me my master. What can I do for you?
 Pakistani to Genie: Bring me all the wealth in the Swiss bank.
Genie: My name is Genie, not Zardari.






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Wife's Jokes.......Have A Good Laugh


Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.
"Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest 23 hours!

The are 2 times when a Man doesn't understand a Woman.
Before Marriage and After Marriage.

My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences.
He Thought He Was God, and I Didn't.

Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet.
Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In & Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out.

Why Were Hurricanes Usually Named After Women?
Because When They Arrive, They're wet and wild,
But When They Go, They Take Your House And Car...

A Man Goes To The Wizard To Ask If He Can Remove A Curse He Has Been Living With For The Last 40 Years.
The Wizard Says, "Maybe, But You Will Have To Tell Me The Exact Words That Were Used To Put The Curse On You.
"The Man Says Without Hesitation, "I Now Pronounce You Man And Wife."

Husband Searching Keywords on Google `How to Tackle Wife? Google Search Result, "Still Searching`.

A Man Goes To A Shrink And Says, "Doctor, My Wife Is Unfaithful To Me. Every Evening, She Goes To Larry's Bar And Picks Up Men. In Fact, She Sleeps With Anybody Who Asks Her! I'm Going Crazy. What Do You Think I Should Do?" "Relax," Says The Doctor, "Take A Deep Breath And Calm Down. Now, Tell Me, Exactly Where Is Larry's Bar?"

Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target... From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey What Are You Doing...Husband: "MISSING YOU"...

A Man Goes To See The Rabbi. "Rabbi, Something Terrible Is Happening And I Have To Talk To You About It."

The Rabbi Asked, "What's Wrong?"
The Man Replied, "My Wife Is Poisoning Me."
The Rabbi, Very Surprised By This, Asks, "How Can That Be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what I should do?"
The Rabbi Then Offers, "Tell You What. Let Me Talk to Her, I'll See What I Can Find out and I'll Let You Know."
The Rabbi Calls after a while And Says, "Well, I Spoke To Her For Three Hours. You Want My Advice?"
The Man Said "Yes"
The Rabbi Replied, "Take the poison"

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...
Women are like phones:

They like to be held,
talked to and
touched often.
But push the wrong button
and you're disconnected......

Difference Between Complete & Finish...

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there is... When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.... And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED..... And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHED!

Romantic SMS Romantic...SMS She sends the following message:

My love if you're sleeping, send me your dreams
If you're smiling, send me your smile
If you're crying, send me your tears
I love you
He Replied: I'm in the toilet. What do I send?

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Puzzle of life


Only 5% of Stanford University graduates figured it out!
Can you answer all seven of the following questions with the same word?
1. The word has seven letters
2. Preceded God
3. Greater than God
4. More Evil than the devil
5. All poor people have it
6. Wealthy people need it
7. If you eat it, you will die
Did you figure it out?
Think hard before looking at the answers
Did you get it yet?
Give up?
-









Brace yourself for the answer
The Answer is:
NOTHING!
NOTHING has 7 letters.
NOTHING preceded God.
NOTHING is greater than God.
NOTHING is more Evil than the devil.
Poor people have NOTHING.
Wealthy people need NOTHING.
If you eat NOTHING,
you will die

 

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Microsoft's (Bill Gates) decided to invest further in Punjab


Microsoft's Bill Gates decided to invest further in Punjab after receiving a letter from Mr Banta Singh .


To : Bill Gates, Microsoft
Date : 1 April 2011
Subject : Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice..

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this ' find 'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when will you provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when will you provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single picture of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC only at home.

8. You provide 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after office hours.
Regards,

Last one Mr. Bill Gates

PS: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

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Top Internet Quotes on Current political situation in India


Respected Mumbai HC: 3-day traffic nuisance/paralysis in Mumbai can be tolerated, but 65 years of loot and loot of this country by corrupt and dishonest politicians won't be tolerated any more. Never.

Anna,7th pass,can't speak English,lives in a village, elite has contempt for him.If was taught in St Stephens,would be a revolutionary.

English elites will praise people in Egypt, Yemen for democratic protest, in India they will call Anna revolution anti democratic, frauds.

English elites don't have to fight for life, death certificates, as they are previledged, don't feel pain of corruption.

This fight is not for Anna and Arvind but for corruption free India. Do we deserve a corrupt India ?

Pl make your followers aware of Anna Hazare movement in India that is trying 2 stop d usurping of democracy by top of pyramid? - Shekhar Kapur

The outpouring of trust fr Anna as voice of India's bottom of pyramid is obvious reflection of loss of trust in elected MP's.

If Anna took the streets like Gandhi did in Dandi March, India would come to a grinding halt as millions will march with him.

Politicians think people are foolish, time to teach them a lesson in assembly elections.

On Lokpal case is made out to be Parliament versus People , it is Bad Parliamentarians versus Parliament.

Lokpal could be effective if we decide not to indulge in corrupt practices, dont take bribe, dont give bribe. Can we take the vow?

Each move of Sonia govt is reminiscent of Indira leading up to civil unrest. No good! But if it does cm, may it b the last one for real freedom!

Lallu Yadav & RJD have been rejected by the people of Bihar. Being in Parliament does not in way way give him the right to mock us or Anna.

Moscow has today witnessed biggest people's rally against Putin, people globally are fed up with their leaders, time for change.

World is changing but Rulers allover the world does not want to relinquish power, even in India they think they will rule forever.

A section of the society is being poisoned to hate another section since childhood, and they grow up as the most dangerous creatures.

Media follows a weird brand of six sigma Secularism which involves denigrating everything Indian & Hindu in particular.
I am most saddened by media esp. Rajdeep sardesai who has praised the bufoonery of Lalu yesterday. Shekhar Kapur

Dev Anand was first man with courage to publicly stand against Indira Gandhi's emergency. He took to streets to rally ppl in Mumbai. What about today's generation of peoples' real life heros: SRK, Amitabh, Salman, Ajay, Amir, Sachin, etc. Do they have guts to speak for the Truth?

Parliament works? After 64 yrs, 75% India needs food subsidy to survive. Massive corruption skews Indian economic growth to top few. Shekhar Kapoor.
 

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year


Another Day, another month, another Year,

Another smile, another tear, another winter.

A summer too ! But there will never be another you ! ! !

May Lovely, Happy times,


Decorate this time of the season.

May warm, Special memories brighten your New Year.

May the wonder of Christmas, be with You Forever.


Let New Year bring new joys, and make each day wonderful and memorable

Have a Happy and Prosperous NEW YEAR

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