Jokes of the Day - 1


Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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"I love walking in rain so that no one can see my tears!" - old one..

"i love walking in the fog so that no one can see that I'm smoking"- was new

"i love walking in any season , because petrol is now Rs. 71 per litre."- latest version...
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Thought of the DAY...- True Logic
Alcohol may not be the answer to all the questions... .
- Swami Vivekananda
But alcohol helps u to forget the entire question itself ......
- Swami Vijay Mallya.
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A man came home late at night from a party....
His wife shouted:- "How would u feel if u don't see me for 2 days?"
The man couldn't believe his luck.
He replied at once, "That would be great."
Monday passed & he didn't see her;
Tuesday & Wednesday passed too...
On Thursday
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.
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.his Swelling was better and he could see her from the corner of his Left eye..! :)))
 




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