Just for fun-Dedicated to ALL Married Couples


They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
Men want THREE qualities in their wives: Economist in kitchen, Artist in home & Devil in bed.
But they get an Artist in kitchen, Devil in home & Economist in Bed.

Question:   Why do women live longer than men?
Answer:     Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!


Before marriage : Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful,  & I love u.
After marriage    : Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, & one day I'll . . . . . . . .!

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr   : Get married.
Man  : Will it help?
Dr   : No, but the thought of a long life will never come.

Question    : Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Answer    : It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.  






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