Top 10 heights( very Funny)

Top 10 heights:

1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip
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2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.
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3. What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
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5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.

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Joke 2

On a ship, the Generals of three nations were traveling with their soldiers. They started an argument on whose soldier had more guts.

The American General called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take a round swimming around the moving ship.
The soldier did as he was commanded. The American General boasted of by saying, "See the guts!"

Now the German General called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds around the moving ship. The soldier did as he was told. When he came back from the
water the German General said, "See the guts!"

Now the Indian General called out for his most courageous man and asked him to take five similar rounds.
The soldier promptly replied, " Tere baap ka naukar hoon kya???" The general proudly said, " See the guts !"

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