Faith, after all no one has seen God

A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband: 

Lady:                     I lost my Husband  
Inspector:           What is his height 
Lady:                     I never noticed 
Inspector:           Slim or healthy 
Lady:                     Not slim can be healthy 
Inspector:           Colour of eyes 
Lady:                     Never noticed 
Inspector:           Colour of hair 
Lady:                     Changes according to season 
Inspector:           What was he wearing 
Lady:                     suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly 
Inspector:           Was somebody with him ????????? 
Lady:                     Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin,  tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the lady started crying….. 
Inspector:  Lets search for the dog first !!!!!!!  

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