Funny Quotes( Change Your Mood)

Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take
>them while driving.
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>  Having one child makes you a parent; having two you
>are a referee.
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>  Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
>always right and the other is husband !
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>  I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I
>tried - but they wanted cash
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>  Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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>   Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry
>the one you cannot live without... but whatever you
>do, you'll regret it later.
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>  You can't buy love .. but you pay heavily for it
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>  True friends stab you in the front
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>  Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for
>hurting me.
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>  Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not
>vote.
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>  Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
>before you get tired
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>  Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to
>others.
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>  A successful marriage requires falling in love many
>times, always with the same person.
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>  It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his
>job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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>  Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
>between address books.
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>  Saving is the best thing. Especially when your
>parents have done it for you.
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>  Wise men talk because they have something to say;
>fools talk because they have to say something
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>  They call our language the mother tongue because the
>father seldom gets to speak