Humour / All about Cows...& milking them

INFOSYSism
You have a thousand poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, and send them
one at a time to the US for milking.


WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.


DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both and sell it
as Cow's milk.


IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to unsuspecting
small businessmen.


MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million
dollars to feed poorer cows.


INTELism
Microsoft makes horse shoes. You nail them to your cows and wonder why
they don't run fast.


SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.


ORACLEism
You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools
to help milk cows.


SAPism
You don't have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implemented
by milking consultants.


APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.


SONYism
You have a cow. You spend 50 million dollars to develop the world's
thinnest milk.


3Mism
You have a cow that gives 10 gallons of milk per day. You sell the
manure as a "High-performance Agricultural Additive".


HPism
You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking
solutions through Authorized Resellers only.


GEism
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If
someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.


RELIANCEism
You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs.
501,because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.


TATAism
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.


CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press one. If you have a bull,
press two.....stay on the line if you would like our customer care
officer to milk it for you...