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Sardar comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine" He Write a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"

How do you recognize a Sardar in School, he is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Once a Sardhar was waking he had a gloves on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

A Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says Hello, how did you know I was here?"

There were 3 friends in an office. One was Tamil, one was Bengali and third was Sardar. They were past friends and used to eat their tiffins together. Once the Tamil said, "I just hate eating Idli everyday, if i find it again tomorrow i'm going to commit suicide" Bengali says "I hate Fish everyday, if i find it again i will also go to death." Panjabi says " Yes friends, i also want to get rid of Makai Di Roti. If i get it again in tiffin I'm going to join you for death."

Next day everybody find Same tiffin again and all of them go to the Office balcony and jump to death. After 6 months their wives meet and tamil one says. "It was too sad, if he had told me once that he wanted change in tiffin i would have done it." Bengali says the same.
Punjabi says " It's ok with both of you but My husband used to pack his tiffin himself......"

Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?" (What Happened, My Son?)

The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!)

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.

A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. 'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'

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