Some Definitions

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.


Etc.: A sign to make others believe,you know more than you actually do. 


Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test..


Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's. 


Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read. 


Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. 


Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. 


Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 


Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feelingyou have never felt before. 


Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. 


Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage .. 


Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .


Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody beleives he got the biggest piece 




Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present...




Opportunists: One who starts having a bath when he/she accidently falls in a river ... 




Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either". 


College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing. 


Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY 


Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. 


Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet" 


Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 


Divorce: Future tense of marriage.