HaHa time

Q: What do women and tax forms have in common?
 A: Men love to cheat on them.

A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman. Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role.

"Well," he replied, "the pay is good and the hours aren't bad, but what I like best is that the customer is always wrong."

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Where?
Santa spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

Q: Why did the Jugnu Singh take a pair binoculars with him to a funeral?
A: It was a distant relative's funeral

A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Q. What did a Gujju mean when he said " Maro Dikro Dubai Gayo"
A. My son drowned

Q: How do you recognize a Santa's son in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Q: What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Ramesh no dikro STATES ma gayon" ?
A: Ramesh's son failed in statistics...

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