Jokes

1.During the days of the Monica Lewinsky scandal, Saddam asked George Bush what his hobby was. Bush replied "I collect jokes people make about me". Saddam replied "I do the opposite. I collect people who make jokes about me!".
2. If women ruled the world there would be no WARS....It would be just bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other..lolzzzzzzzzzz :)
 3. Dr ghayal Simpu se- Jab car ek ladki chala rahi thi toh tumhe sadak se dur chalna chahiye tha....Simpu - kaisi sadak??????? main apne aangan mein baitha tha.....lolzzzzzz :)

 

4. Simpu went to Electric shop- 2 pankhe dena 1 ladies and 1 gents.. Salesman- pankho mein ladies gents nahi hota... Simpu- kese nahi hota ek BAJAJ ka de aur ek USHA ka..

 5. Garmi ka ek fayada to hain hi.......................................yaar thand nahi lagti!!!!!

6. 
Bhoot 1- Tu kaise mara??
Bhoot 2 - Jyada thand se or tu?

Bhoot 1- Patni pe shak tha pura gha dhundha koi mila nahi, sharam se suside kiya.....
 Bhoot 2 - Fridge khol leta, donno bach jate.......lolzzzzzzzzzzzz :)

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