THE COW! - ESSAY BY IAS CANDIDATE
An essay written on the INDIAN COW by a candidate appearing for IAS exam. This was published in the Marathi daily ...
For Hard Workers Only..............
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: "Daddy, may I ...
Success To A Happy Married Life..
A man and a woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except tha...
Why Couples Argue
Why do couples argue? Setting aside the sheer fact that two human beings attempting to share and merge two separate lives full of two abso...
Life is like that..................
"U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password o...
Delhi IIT-JEE topper is just 14 & Home-Schooled
NEW DELHI: The boy sat hunched, his eyes on the floor and his hands held in a twisted clasp below his knees, clearly uncomfortable with all ...
Short PJs
(1) An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: "Aaaah at last I visited the red sea!!!!" (2) Two cockroaches were admitted in I...
Think Before You...............
Today before you think of saying an unkind word Think of someone who can't speak Before you complain about the taste of your food ...
Motivational Quotes
1) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so choose the best place...
Microsoft looking for New Chairman!
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One c...
Troubles (Mobile SMS)
Troubles are like a washing machine.... They Twist, Turn & Knock us around, but in the end we come out Cleaner, Brighter & Bet...
Honest Woodcutter
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared...
Decoding a genius
Next year, Warren Buffett, the legendary investor who ranked third on Forbes' 2010 list of the world's richest men, comes to India...
Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered
01.If all the nations in the world are in debt(i am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird). 02.When do...
I asked Lord.... (Mobile SMS)
"I asked the Lord, 'How do I get the best out of life?' The Lord said, 'Face your past without regrets. Handle you...
A gift to mom
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after ha...
God is at the window
There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He Practiced in...
Husband & Wife
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would yo...
Wealth, Success & Love
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said &qu...
Secret of Success
A young man asked Socrates the secret of Success. Socrates told the young man to meet him near the river the next morning. They met. Soc...
Four Wives
There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He...
Struggle a little- then fly
Once a biology class was going on.. The teacher was teaching the class on how a butterfly comes out of its cocoon... He brought a live...
It's more blessed to give than to receive
A young man, a student in one of the universities, was one day taking a walk with a professor, who was commonly called the students' fr...
LIFE I LEARNED FROM A JIGSAW PUZZLE
Don't force a fit. If something is meant to be, it will come together naturally. When things aren't going so well, take a break....
Greatest Paradox
Many years ago, a Law teacher came across a student who was willing to learn but was unable to pay the fees. The student struck a deal ...
ONE PARAGRAPH THAT EXPLAINS LIFE
Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 198...
The Most Important Discoveries
Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discovered colors, invented painting. Woman di...
Magical frog
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. . . She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a t...
Parent style
After 48 years of marriage, an elderly Gujrati man in Bombay calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I h...
Boss calling his employee
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,...
SICK LEAVE POLICY
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES SUBJECT: SICK LEAVE POLICY ******* SICKNESS No excuse...We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proo...
Jigsaw puzzle
When you first look at it, you wonder - how you're ever gonna make the pieces fit? But, take your time. Go step by step! As the ...
Funny Quotes and Thoughts
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" "It...
LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS
LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS: The result Markets silent Streets empty The police at rest All mobile companies in loss No SMS No Flower...