Life is like that..................

"U love someone
U marry someone else.

The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband.

And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id"


There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.


If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,

If someone says u r a genius slap him as tight as you can cos there is
limit of kidding n someone just crossed it.


Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects...


Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife
the kidney.

If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver
manages with other kidney.


The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!


Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne



What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and

Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.


Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.


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