(1) An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: "Aaaah at last I visited the red sea!!!!"
(2) Two cockroaches were admitted in ICU,
The first Cockroach asked: "Raid???"
The second Cockroach replied: "No, Shoe!!!"
(3) An NRI sent a blank sms to his wife, why?
He didn't want to talk to her!!!
(4) A man hit his brand new car in to the wall, why?
He wanted to test whether the airbags are working!!!
(5) Policeman caught a drunk man & asked: "Why your eyes are red?",
The drunk man replied: "Actually i drunk tomato sauce while i was sleeping!!!"
(6) Two mad people were fighting on motorcycle, why?
They were arguing about 'who will sit near the window'!!!
(2) Two cockroaches were admitted in ICU,
The first Cockroach asked: "Raid???"
The second Cockroach replied: "No, Shoe!!!"
(3) An NRI sent a blank sms to his wife, why?
He didn't want to talk to her!!!
(4) A man hit his brand new car in to the wall, why?
He wanted to test whether the airbags are working!!!
(5) Policeman caught a drunk man & asked: "Why your eyes are red?",
The drunk man replied: "Actually i drunk tomato sauce while i was sleeping!!!"
(6) Two mad people were fighting on motorcycle, why?
They were arguing about 'who will sit near the window'!!!
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