What if Paul was an Indian?

What if Paul was an Indian??? Probably opposition would have denounced him for working on behest of Congress.... Mallya would be ready to spend millions to bring back this gem to the nation.... every second Advert on Indian TV channels would have featured him..... Paul would be second on the Indian celebrity popularity chart (newly-mrried Dhoni topping it, still flashing in news channel)..??

Thanks to "Amit Agarwal" for this writeup on Paul.