World Cup Fever

A man had two great tickets for the World Cup Final.

As he  sat down, another man came down and asked if anyone was sitting in
the empty seat next to him.

"No," he said. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the other man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event,
and not use it?"

"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with
me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been
to together since we got married. "

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shook his head. "No. They're all at the funeral..."

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