RAJNIKANT IS BACK - Dedicated to all Rajni fans...:)

1. Rajnikanth's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. They once made a Rajnikath toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
3. Rajnikanth kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"
4. When Rajnikanth had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
5. Rajnikanth once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
6. Rajnikanth ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
7. Rajnikanth recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. 
8. Rajnikanth once entered a race , he came first,second and third.
9. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajnikanth
10.Rajnikanth doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
11.Rajnikanth once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
12.Rajnikanth  puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
13.Death once had a near-Rajnikanth experience.
14.Rajnikanth doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
15.Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
16.When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
17.When Rajnikanth does division, there are no remainders.
18.Rajnikanth doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
19.Rajnikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
20.Jesus can walk on water but Rajnikanth can swim threw land.
21.Rajnikanth was once bit by a king cobra. After five days of terrible pain, the snake died
22.Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
23.Rajnikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain
24.Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.
25.Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
26.There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; Rajnikant lives in Chennai

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