Cool One Liners..

It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered


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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,

is a HUSBAND.!


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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense


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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle

Million soldiers 2 protect a country


BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy and clean HOME!

Let's Thank
......

KAAMWALI


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After Finishing MBBS,
Dr. Munna Starts his practice.
He Chcked 1st patient eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCh & finally said
BOLE TO..........
TORCH THEEEEK HAI