Barber and Congress Ministers

While hair cutting, official Barber asked Kapil Sibal, ‘’What’s this
Swiss Bank issue?”
Kapil Sibal shouted, “YOU, you are cutting hair or making inquiry?”
Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.

Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked Pranab Mukherjee, “Sir,
what’s this Black money issue?’’
Pranab shouted, ‘’Why did you ask me this question?’’
Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just asked you’’

Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, ‘’Are you an agent of Baba
Ramdev?’’
Barber: No Sir.
CBI: Are you the agent of Anna?
Barber: No Sir.
CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why you ask Congress Ministers about
Swiss Bank and Black money issues?

Barber: Sir, I do not know why, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black
money, Congress Ministers’ hairs stand up straight; and that helps me
to cut the hair easily; that’s why I go on asking.