Short Funny Jokes

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, He created YOU.

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?
STUDENTS== Daddy cat, Mummy cat and two kittens !

Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.
The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.

Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening for the first time !

"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
Violin after the operation?"
"Yes of course...."
"Great ! I never could before"

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why dosen't it rain on you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like U should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.

When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

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