Marriage Process ....!!!

Dating process:

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.

6 months : Of course I love U.

6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U,
then why the hell did I propose?



Back from Work:

6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.

6 months : BACK!!

6 years : What did your mom
cook for us today??



Gifts:

6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you
liked the ring.

6 months : I bought you a painting;
it would fit the motif in the living room.

6 years : Here's the money.
Buy yourself something.



Phone Ringing:

6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants
you on the phone.

6 months : Here, for you.

6 years : PHONE RINGING.



Cooking:

6 weeks : I never knew food could
taste so good!

6 months : What are we having for
dinner tonight?

6 years : AGAIN!!!!



Apology:

6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry,
Ill never hold this against you.

6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.

6 years : What's not to understand
about what I just said??



New Dress:

6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like
an angel in that dress.

6 months : You bought a new dress again???

6 years : How much did THAT cost me?



Planning for Vacations:

6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or
anywhere you please sound??

6 months : What's so bad about going
to Istanbul on a charter plane?

6 years : Travel? What's so bad
about staying home???



TV:

6 weeks : Baby, what would you like
us to watch tonight?

6 months : I like this movie.

6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN,
if you're not in the mood,
go to bed, I can stay up by myself.