Santa Jokes (Hindi)

Santa calls White House and says: I want to be the next President of the USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?

Santa: Why? Is it compulsory?... :p

 

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Admi:Santa aap ka ek dant blue Q hai?

Santa:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,

Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji... 

Santa: oye khote "bluetooth" da zamana hai.

 

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MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: Bhai bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya

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Beta: Kitni sundar ladki hai
Baap: Beta ye Miss hain tumhari maa ke barabar hain.
Beta: Haan abba har jagah apna chance lagana , hamien kuch nahin karne dena...;)

 

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Boy: Jaan Mai tumhe Bangla,Car,Soney Ka haar DILA Donga....
Girl:Ye Batao, Shaam ko Park Aa Rahe Ho na.
.Boy: Agar mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya dia to zarur Aunga.....!

 

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Major Rohail:Yaar tu itna bada ho gaya hai...Aur ab tak teri darhi moonch nahi aayi?
Pathan:O yara hum apni AMMI par gya hai...

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Teacher: Koi Story sunao with moral.
Santa: Ek din hum un ke ghar gaye to woh soye huye theyy.
Ek din wo humare ghar aye to hum soye huye theyy.
Moral: Jaisi karni, waisi bharni.

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Mama ne nayee Swift Car Li,
Swift Car Ke Peeche Likhwaya

"SAAWAN KO AANE DO"
Peche se truck Ne Thok Diya,

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EK sharaabi Laetkar gaane gaa raha tha..
2-3 gaane ga kar woh ulta letkar gaane laga..
Dusra sharaabi:Yar Ulta letkar kyun gaane laga...?
Sharaabi:Pehle 'A' side Thi ab 'B' side hai..

 

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Santa ke Sar Se Khoon Nikal raha Tha
Doctor:Ye kaise Hua?
Santa=Main Haathon
Se Patthar Tod rha Tha,
To kisi ne kaha"Paaji kabhi to Dimag ka Istemaal

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Dad:result ka kya hua ?
Son:PAPA ek good news hai aur ek bad news .
Dad:Good news bata. Son:Main pass ho gya

Dad:GREAT aur bad news
...Son:good news galat hai.

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STU:Sir sab log HINDI ENGLISH mein bolte hain MATHS me kyun nahi bolte?
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TeaCHeR:Jyada 3 5 na kar
9 2 11 ho le
Nahi to 4-5 dhar dunga to
...6 ke 36 dikhne lagenge.....

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Do you know why in couple photos Male are on left side and Woman on Right???????

Because as per Balance Sheet, Assets are on left side and Liabilities on right side......lolzz :)

 

Snta College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Main
Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu! ...Snta: Pagli sir Ko Mat Bolo Unki Shaadi Ho
Gayee Hai.

 

BE-IZZATIIII...!!!
Maths teacher: Jab main tumhare jitna bada tha, toh
mere maths mein 100 marks aate they.
Student: Sir, aapko koi acha
teacher padhata hoga.
...:D