Deep thoughts

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder.

I always give waiters a tip, but they never seem to appreciate my advice.

Love is giving him the ability to break your heart but trusting him enough to know that he won't.

No matter how bad your kid is, he's still good for a tax exemption.

A speech is like a bicycle wheel -- the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

There's a big difference between good sound reasons, and reasons that sound good.

Always address your elders with respect; they could leave you a fortune.

Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

Never make the same mistake twice... there are so many new ones to make!

Everything comes to he who waits - providing he has either infinite patience or infinite wealth.

An egotist is a self-made man who worships his creator.

I had dreams and I've had nightmares. I overcame the nightmares because of my dreams.

Snowflakes are some of nature's most fragile things, but just look what happens when they stick together.
Love, like paint, can make things beautiful when you spread it, but it simply dries up when you don't use it.

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.

A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

Every one of us has in him a continent of undiscovered character. Blessed is he who acts the Columbus to his own soul.

It is better to be a nobody who accomplishes something than a somebody who accomplishes nothing.

Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get.

A man's conscience tells him what he shouldn't do but it does not keep him from doing it.

Love is not about who you live with... It's about who you can't live without.

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