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    Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam? 
      
    bcoz it means... 
      
        
    E-   End of 
    T-   Thinking 
    C-   Capacity. 
      
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    How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u? 
      
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    Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying.. 
      
    "I Luv u too" 
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    GAME OVER.! 
      
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    When do you know ur in love? 
    Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan 
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    What is the Diff b/w 
    Young Age & Old Age? 
      
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    Simple.. 
      
    In Young Age 
    Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.. 
      
    In Old Age 
    Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!- 
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    "Why is Facebook such a hit? 
    It works on the principle that- 
      
    'People are more interested in others life than their own-! 
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    A Question Asked In A Talent Test: 
    If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE? 
      
    The Best Answer 
    - Why d Hell Should I recognize? 
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    V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 
    44 as FortyFour, 
    55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as Onety One? 
    Doubt By last bench association... 
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    What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and   Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE" 
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    Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly? think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly. 
      
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    What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI.. 
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    Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"........... 
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    What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles. 
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    Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ? 
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    100% Attendance... :-P 
      
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    Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI 
    & 
    SUNAMI ? 
    Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash, 
    SUNAMI is Total Wash.! 
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    Difference between Friend & Wife 
      
    U can Tell ur Friend 
    “U r my Best Friend” 
    But 
      
    Do u have courage tell to ur Wife 
    “  U r my Best Wife?”